15 I lost it fighting a kid who said you're not the best teacher in the world
14 I’m batman
13 A kid borrowed it to copy it and didn't give it back
12 We find didn't have any toilet paper and dad had a runny bottom
11 I Posted it to you didn't you get it? Australia post these days.
10 oh it must have fallen out of my bag! What a shame.
9 My dad forgot to do it for me.
8 the wind blew it our of my hands. I chased it for hours. That’s why I'm late too.
7 I didn't want you to have to mark it. You work hard enough.
6 You said “ do Questions 1 - 10” you didn't say bring it in!
5 The cleaning lady threw it away. It was good too.
4 I got soap in my eyes and was blinded for the rest of the night.
3 I gave it to the emergency teacher. I hope she gave it to you
2. A: I use a solar powered calculator
B: So What?
A: It was cloudy
1. What homework?